So, I decided to give this blog thing another try. People seem to like reading and I like to write, so it's gotta be meant to be, right?
For the non-observant/non-stalker types who didn't check my profile out yet, I have been a Blogger member since July 2006. I used to blog about shit that happened to me, but I'm quite disappointed in myself for writing in the way that I did. Thus, all of those posts have been smushed. (And apparently "smushed" is not a word? What? I respectfully disagree.)
Now, rather than write in the pathetic manner in which I did before, I am going to do my best to construct intelligent yet cynical anger/sadness posts with a side of dry-as-desert humor. You may see a happy post in there somewhere, but it will mostly be anger. There are a few things you should know about me before you continue to read:
- I'm very anti-social, yet I try to be social. I use the term "socially retarded" to try to explain to other people that I don't really understand what is going on and explain that even if I do want to talk to you I don't really know how to make words happen (except on the internet where I can take my time). I miss social hints and, when I do pick up on one, I tend to over analyze it and get the opposite from it that was intended.
- I'm a very analytical thinker. As I stated above, I tend to over analyze things. I'm also very self-aware because of this. Over-thinking can often lead to rambling on and on in discussions or will create wall-of-text posts. I will try to include a tl;dr for those of you who are extremely lazy and just need a quick fix.
- Very rarely my mind will just say "fuck this shit" and my heart will take over the thinking. This is normally very, very bad, especially since the brain doesn't ever fully relinquish control and will analyze the feelings my heart is doing to the point that it can't do feels anymore. This is often the cause of some crazy in my head.
- I'm very blunt when I need to be and very blunt when I really should just fuck off and leave people alone. I do, however, try to be aware of the feelings of people and know when it's perfectly fine to be blunt and when I should be completely fake about my feelings towards the current situation.
- You may from time to time see me reference myself as "we". For a long, long time I have thought of parts of my personality as different people in order to help cope with how extreme some of my emotions can get, especially under pressure. Some of these "personalities" have names and different faces, but I will do my best to avoid referencing myself as one of them to prevent confusion.
- I definitely love cats. I dislike humans almost as much as I love cats. I understand cats much better than I understand people and can take even the most "lost" cats and bring them back to awesomeness. All kinds of house cats are win, but my best kitty ever was named Blaze and is dead. She was black with a small white blaze on her chest, hence the name. My favorite big cat is a black panther, preferring the leopard version slightly over the jaguar. Rawr.
- My favorite number is 8. I'm unsure why.
- Hi 8. I like you, but I dunno why. :3
- Oh, I also like tacos and steak and spaghetti. And monochrome colored things.
You may be curious the origin of the blog's direction... Well, I tend to think. A lot. Definitely too much, but that's better than too little in most cases. Most thinking is done while trying to sleep or while driving. The term "moron brigade" just sort of came to me one morning while driving and silently yelling at the horrible drivers and calling them all morons. Somehow the word "brigade" was used to describe the many people which seem to come out at the most interesting of times and there it was. Then I thought about the internet and how sometimes people like to read about this stuff because they can relate to it and be frustrated with me because misery loves company. However, the blog may go a bit farther than just my irl issues at times and address other issues. I may even address issues that are none of my business or out of my realm of expertise, but only if I feel that I have observed it enough times to provide an educated opinion. I hope that most everything I write about is easy to relate to by other human beings and we can share the frustration and pain of being stuck in a world occupied mostly by morons.
Note: nothing in my blog is intended to offend people, except the morons, though I'm sure someone will find offense in something (because that's what people do). I enjoy intelligent debate with people from an opposite viewpoint, but I do not enjoy ragers and trolls. I've been a moderator on a couple different sites and have been exposed to a lot of crap because of you people and I definitely refuse to tolerate it here. I also prefer if people do not fight in the comments, but should this occur, please attempt to keep it civil. If it gets too out of hand I might go on a deleting spree and, if it continues to spiral out of control, restrict commenting.
Hopefully this clears up any confusion as to why I may be the way I am and gives you plenty of warning of what is to come. If you don't like it, you can simply move on to a different blog. There's lots out there. Ain't gonna please everyone~
tl;dr? Just read this shit. It won't kill you, I promise.
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